𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜 𖤐

everything below the neck works fine 💊

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

This is what I voted for.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They had bro crying on his knees and making up stories about a fake wife, nigga had 1 bar of health left 😭😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

whatever the fvck i want

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

And y'all gossip like your moms instead of working like your dads lmao.

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

Jesus is rumored to have collaborated with God.

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

Yes you did bitch shut up

[Jake Scott, MD @jakescottMD]

bombs Iran 9 days later

[czerny ✮ @czernyiism]

this is what watching heated rivalry felt like

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I think you misspelled Israel

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all the doctor at my check up asked me if I had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” & I said “don’t we all” & he said “no” 😭😭

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’ve lived 100 lives since this aired

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Selena Quintanilla at Capitol Records (1994)

[stuncalis @stuncalis]

who cares if he’s gay? so it’s okay to support and defend a pedophile but being “gay” is where y’all draw the line? wake up Americans🤦‍♂️