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wssu .

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Yall do know it’s ok to pass a police car right??

[solé @layxsnv]

Why tf Ibuprofen 800mg so damn big, sht feel like I'm swallowing a Air Force 1

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭😭😭😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[Taylor @dadontayl]

What be frying me is Sol curl 3 rows of her pixie and say fuck it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[KTB @youluvktb]

ever since i was young i ain’t let nobody talk to me crazy idgaf who you is

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

We need somebody with 4 black grandparents next please.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Love after 25 is different. You’re not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness and shared goals. You’ve outgrown games and butterflies. You’re craving peace, emotional safety, and someone whose future aligns with yours.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Man nothing beats when class of 16,17,18 and 19 was in hs together 😂😖

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

just overheard a woman say "i’m not being mean. i’m just not actively making you comfortable" and i'll be using that line forever

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Hey hun. What prompted this?

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home