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Do you think @elonmusk calls the women he’s had relationships with his SpaceXes?

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Hey @NavalAcademy, can you make all your apparel crop tops? That way everyone can be a navel officer.

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Why hasn’t @Pontifex come out with a bidet that only uses holy water and named it the “Spray and Pray”?

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I want to open up a food court in Athens, Greece and call it the Snackropolis.

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Pizza Flavored Ice Cream - Slice Cream

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Per my last meme-mail

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Here I am, living the nightmare.

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AntiVaxx should rebrand as artisanal pediatrics.

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New reality show: “Maid to Hoarder”. Packrat and professional cleaner forced to live with each other for a month.

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What STI did the Rectangle get? Polygonorrhea

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Rottle Service

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Engorgio Armani @jk_rowling

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If someone cancels plans because it’s too cold, is that getting Frosted Flaked?

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Masochiss me like you mean it

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What do you call a shitty drummer? A sna’re-do-well.

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Why didn’t they name Build A Bear something cooler like TurboTaxidermy?

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8 simple rules for dating my teenage bagel

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What do you call people who hate Jim from the Office? Dwight Supremacists

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Mental (ch)Illness

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What drug do grandmothers get addicted to? Croquene.

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Everyone knows I have an ass that just won’t quit. It can’t afford to lose its health insurance in this period of economic upheaval.