barney 🔪

musings of a teeny tiny itty bitty baby brain 🧸

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

if you enjoy doing 69 you need to GROW UP and take turns like adults

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@NotBait4 I will mail you two a pancake and piece of bacon !!!!!!

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

hang on there’s no way diners are a north american thing? are they trolling? the comments are so stinkin cUTE stop I’m losing it

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I have never been to America but it is a dream of mine to one day go and to go to a proper diner and have pancakes with that streaky bacon and syrup from one of those jugs and coffee that a waitress will refill from one of those coffee pots

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@Brandon93Smith lmao……….. the entire point is lying about her role and catching dad’s reaction on video. nice try tho

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

just did all seven sins and didn’t die. bullshit

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@kayleehost22 (1) that is a c-section, not an abortion. (2) fewer than 1% of abortions occur anywhere near this late in pregnancy. (3) regardless, if necessary to remove it early to save the pregnant person (and they want to be saved) we ought save them.

you’re a sad excuse for a nurse.

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@staidindoors no!!!!

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

every night I get soooo excited to wake up and have my morning coffee. is this normal

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@ZorroFantastic0 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

happy Mother’s Day to all the girls who spent years mothering their loser exes

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@Scoobydouchebag it’s true

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@notthebearnsaur EXMUTUAL

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

the hottest thing a man can do is get mauled by a bear

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@Poopsoc62992682 whoa

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

someone please read the subliminal message hidden in my coffee foam and tell me if everything’s gonna be okay in the end

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@HannahDanana UHHHHHHHHHH hi 😍😍😍😍

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@MichelIeOkyo It’s him! What does this mean

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

🐠🐠🐠🐠❔❔❔❔❔

[barney 🔪 @itsybitsybarney]

@magickfartz Omg happy birthday!!!!!