Scotty Piping

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

"Say that again and you're gonna have to take it up with updog..."

What's updog?

"...And not much, what's up with you."

*kisses bicepts*

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

I wonder if Travis and Kelcy have ever kissed

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

Free metal band name "Global Boiling"

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

my 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and drink pbr

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

A headshop with its own internal economy named Bohl's

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

2023: Tesla driver with "4Earth" vanity plate single-handedly forgets that Earth could care less.

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

Hopefully commercials yell at us even louder in the future

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

My dad doesn't give the slightest shit about the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti]

The way LeBron ignores this little girl on national television

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

@PanceLatrick Goodbye

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

The football man

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

The sun's demise is fully realized

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

As a kid you could just make up that your uncle was in Desert Storm

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

@PaddyHS I was correct

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

Honestly just some weird stuff happens in The Lord of the Rings that would never happen in real life.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

has a slope ever been more slippery

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so fun to hang out in a group of five ppl it’s like ok we’re literally a car

[Scotty Piping @itsyourboy_tim]

Cracking my pizza rolls open and slurping them down like oysters