Sk🖕🏼p

you ain’t gotta lie to kick it

[` @reallutherr]

date a girl who wants to suck your dick not your energy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you want to deposit the whole $3?"

Me: Lower your voice

[Evan @ebarbarian8]

dickhead bought 3 drinks

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

my parents after losing the house and i walk in asking for an xbox 360

[𐌔 @sofaygoszn]

“you just can’t smoke every time you feel sad”

me:

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

might just fuck around and bring this to a club, fuck a section

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that sht ain't funny

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

fym i gotta be a 6ft, 190 lean 18 year old millionaire to date an unemployed single mom

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Her ass fat tho.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

How your coworker looks at you when you used a magic wishing stick to curse her with an uncontrolled and boundless love for you which she is imprisoned by

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[𝙷𝙱💫 @HoodiiBook]

It still crazy to me that they blew this

[304Logic @304Logic]

Their lame ass responses aren’t hitting cuz there is no equivalent for being so fucking stupid that you start a relationship with your rapist

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[LEEZUS @AndrewLeezus]

This is not the Landry Shamet I knew and hated