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ice queen 💖

[val @itsyourpalval_]

once i start eating right, and drinking water, and working out more than once a week, and sleeping 8 hours at night, and addressing my mental illness appropriately it’s over for you hoes

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@NashSevereWx Will definitely be donating after tonight. Y’all are my trusted source for weather alerts. THANK YOU for everything you do!

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@NashSevereWx @SerialDogMom 🙋🏻‍♀️ I have no business being out on the icy roads and as such I will be staying home!

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

[Sisu van Hellberta @sisuvanhell]

I wonder how many people who refused the covid vaccine are taking regular Ozempic injections right now.

[val @itsyourpalval_]

I hate to be the one to say it because those girls are entrepreneurs but Girl Scout cookies are not what they used to be

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

how do I get one of those jobs where you get paid $100,000 to attend zoom meetings on a laptop for 3 working hours per week

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I would sell my soul to the devil for one photo of my rescue dog as a puppy.

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@LevineCourt can i take residence at the beach house

[val @itsyourpalval_]

will moving to florida make me happy someone lmk

[val @itsyourpalval_]

sometimes i really do be feeling like cynthia between week 2 and 3 of a lash fill 🥲

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@DrewCrook1 you’re a hater !

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@DrewCrook1 😢

[maybe: clare @clur19]

haven’t found a way to wear a slicked back bun without looking like I’m in the ROTC

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@schaffer_cliff @NoahCohen_ @UberFacts i’m not proposing we do literally anything about it. again, i was just pointing out that the statistic wasn’t totally true.

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@NoahCohen_ @schaffer_cliff @UberFacts he knows everybody with every illness ever and we could never stand a chance being right because he knows a lot of people with a lot of illnesses and spends all his time on twitter rallying against people with illnesses he’s never heard of

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@PiPeLineAcademy @UberFacts a little crazy that you’re bringing legality into this considering all i suggested was that the statistic was incorrect

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@schaffer_cliff @UberFacts it’s not an argument about if it exists, it definitely does. my point is that there is not no deaths, there are some.

[val @itsyourpalval_]

@schaffer_cliff @UberFacts i’m a healthcare worker in the ER and can say i have seen this firsthand :) as i said, it’s very rare but we can’t say zero.