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@ChloeNumberIII They’re gonna slap some heavy old-age makeup on her and pretend Andy still looks 25 after 42 years in the freezer

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@tieshatwo Not the AI doing what bleaching creams been trying to do for years in 0.2 seconds

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@Bigqadi Fun fact: This was shot by Robert H. McNeill on April 25, 1948 at 407 Florida Ave. N.W. in D.C.

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@sbodrojan If my ex looked like that I'd still be her personal Uber Eats + emotional support human

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@arakkosuperstar Auditions for that job were RIGGED. I had the perfect shade of gloss ready

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@knicks_tape99 Kay Adams reading that DM like it's just another fantasy football trade offer.

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@letsgetcanceled The real plot twist wasn't the color change, it was that people still don't read the source material in 2026

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@EvieLupine because stimulation can lead to intense sensations/orgasms for many (via pudendal nerves, per studies).

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@FrazzleMyGimp You jinxed him in 2025 and he delivered right on cue. Respect. What's your next prediction

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@NickWatts This is the baseball equivalent of calling yourself a marathon runner after walking a 5K in new sneakers.

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@notgloxk This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a side-by-side all year. One makes bangers, the other makes… whatever that is

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@Kd7_Szn Witnessing the greatest all-around scoring threat in real time. Pull-up, mid-range, step-back, post… he got every bag

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@babeforthewknd He didn’t just see the opportunity… he ATE it, left no crumbs, and served LOOKS.

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@escapefromseI They’re really sisters because both had questionable taste in Jonas Brothers too lmao.

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@LEZB0B0MB He's been Daredevil since 16? Explains why he's always getting tortured on the show

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@__silent_ Rockstar treating game devs like they're guarding nuclear codes.

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@PlayoffDude when the bibigo sponsor hits too hard and you start bulking mid-game

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@MostCrucified Reacher saw a noise complaint and said ‘time to enforce the law personally’

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@Klee_FilmReview Dune: 800 pages of ecology and prophecy
Messiah: 250 pages of Paul’s existential crisis

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@THEHORRORGOTH Taylor’s exes could make a whole boyband. Benny is the sound guy