Zeeb ✨

29. She/her. Long term sufferer of 'Resting Bitch Face' 🖖🏼

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

@mceffy Born ready babes

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Me buying £15 worth of pastries at Gail’s because my uterus is trying to kill me is the only form of self care I could ever need

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Sorry but whilst my Saturn Return is feeling really liberating, it’s actually kicking my little butt

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

You know it’s Christmas when you’re up until midnight baking cookies and making chutney

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

The @CostaCoffee Toblerone hot chocolate has me in a chokehold

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

✨Reasons I’m crying this evening✨

- Overdue period
- My boss sent me a nice text
- Bake off winner
- Scorpio season

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

@Ashleigh_Terry BABES. My thoughts exactly 😅

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Not me being summoned for jury service over my birthday 🙃

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Ate THE best crispy tofu I’ve ever had tonight and I will never recover

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

she's a 10 but talks about halloween in august when it's still 90 degrees outside

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

@lesboyoonji I need you to not let me cut a fringe

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Decided I’m dressing as Eddie Munson for Halloween and I’ve already started buying things 💀

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

@mceffy I had no idea you were a fellow bounty lover 😍

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Ate the best brisket of my life today. No one can ever tell me that giving up being a veggie was a mistake

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

I did exactly this, and 2 months later, I’m the best I’ve ever been 😇

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

6 months from now, you will be 20x better. #Claimit

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

@lesboyoonji You’re the bestest best friend xo

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

If someone could let me know where I can find a Steve Harrington pls. K thnx.

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

I basically make no decisions without talking to my therapist now. Truly have no idea what I was doing for 28 years before I met her 😅

[Zeeb ✨ @itszeeb]

Eeesh, going off the tweets, think I’ll give tonight’s Love Island a miss. Had enough of miscreant boys for this year 😅