zeina

film producer, corgi mommy and a witch.

[zeina @itszeebad]

Its funny how when the #worldcup is happening in North America the interest there is sparked for the game

[zeina @itszeebad]

Loitering and eating were today's themes.

[zeina @itszeebad]

@stargirlBaird I have that problem while pronouncing Khloe Kardashians popcorn brand “Khloud”

[Steve @NotDrDeath]

I often confuse BTS (the Kpop group) with BTK (the serial killer)

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"The only thing scarier than leaving your hometown, is never leaving at all"

[zeina @itszeebad]

@MiddleEarth_xD You mean the normal edition?

[zeina @itszeebad]

@_sorrengailll Getting pregnant

[zeina @itszeebad]

remember when we didn’t shower on the chinese new year for good luck?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.I think it was a πthon.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[zeina @itszeebad]

It has only been 4 days?

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

They should let the corgis tear Andrew apart

[𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗 🦇 @lilseoltang]

no i will not watch the Lord of the Rings Extened Editions on the first date with you that is a sacred act shared between lovers.

[zeina @itszeebad]

I’m not liking the algorithms lately

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

something that really confused me as a kid was the fact that there’s a dragon in a book named eragon and then a giant spider in harry potter named aragog and a hot guy in lord of the rings named aragorn

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

I don’t do situationships or relationships, only dictatorships (I’m the dictator)