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Me big good

[emmie @sweetposting]

Gamers will see someone named "TheDoctor" and be like "Yo The, I Had A Question."

[Nukes @TremendousNukes]

Just met a freshman CS major

[moh @vmohv]

AI Data Centers being built on top of dead children. I genuinely think you cannot get any more evil than that.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

They are using Ai generated images of a real murder that happened hours ago. This is beyond dystopian

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

I hope journalism schools are now instructing that federal .gov sites can no longer be trusted as primary sources.

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE

[SATORU GOJO !! @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

There is only one person who has known the power of 6-7 since the beginning.... Ah ah ah! ⚡️🔢💜

[cinna @cinna____]

@JohntheLib I heard women think dogs are cute and non-threatening, try getting on all fours & running at her while barking

[Jesse Walker @notjessewalker]

Cryptozoologists report a rare sighting of an alleged third branch of government.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

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[Hặc Tua 🔜 FUVE @WhiskeyAndBrie]

I cant believe i am fighting the "technology bad" war on the side of "technology bad"

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Realer than a lot of you bitches

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Secretary of War said they're not going to tie their hands with rules of engagement and are going to be vicious killers, and the president said they're going to fight a war from within and practice on American cities. Pretty cut and dry stuff.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Jim Carrey on Trump: "We have a president who started out when the country was together and we had a wonderful leader, and he is tearing us limb from limb. Destroying every institution. He's a used car salesman."

[Beans @Beans05718106]

@Abnormal_crap "attend my science class" - genderman