If I have to give up my senior season of college baseball for someone to get to spend 10+ more years with their grandparents or a baby gets to live a full happy life, then take it away. It��s not about you
If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon
Outkast: Alright now, fellas
Fellas: Ya?
Outkast: What's cooler than being cool?
Me, stumbling in drunk: Not the ice caps anymore let me fuckin tell ya
if my girlfriend😍😘 and my juul 👀 were both drowning 💦💦😏🤪and i had 2 save one😫😫 catch me at her funeral😎😎😔😋 blowing some sweet ass smoke rings👊👊😏😏🙌 around her coffin🙈🙈⚰️⚰️😇 and hitting it hard in her memory rip😔😔🙏
If you’re hitting the gym but you’re not seeing very good results, just know that it has everything to do w/ ur poor genetics& has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that u consume mass quantities of alcohol Thurs-Sunday& end each of those nights by knocking down a full pizza
william is defo straight up missionary no messing about probably only ever shagged to conceive the kids but harry on the other hand is obviously FIIIIIIILTH look at him the naughty boy