🥀Ashley

Always tired | Momma to the sweetest little babes 🌺 | I like my dog

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

You might like getting choked, but dolphins don't so cut up your fucking pop rings

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

@Zarish5062 Sounds like the exact conversation I had. 4 pregnancies, 4 kids. But I also had twins

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

lol do you guys remember test tube aliens?

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

I truly don’t understand @OnceUponAChild Regina location. Most of the clothes on the racks are the same old style and tacky. Yet Zara brand snowsuits, Nike, H&M items they don’t buy??? I don’t understand 😂

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Bohdan from love is blind sounds like Frankie Muniz

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

The quencher I just got from @TimHortons tastes like mold 🤮
This is the second time. Why meeeeee

[Voxtar @voxtar]

Wow Jessica delivered the best line out of all the Love Is Blind contestants: "When you see and realize what you missed out on, you are going to choke. You are going to need your EpiPen to open up your airways because you are going to be in disbelief of what you missed out on”

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Todays break might be coffee, might be mental

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

@amazon has to be the only company I’ve ever heard of that doesn’t do price adjustment? I ordered an item and then immediately after it went on sale 😭 What. The. Fuck.

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Am I the only one who gets a little butthurt when someone says “maybe it’s something you’re eating” when my baby slightly fusses 👀

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

@eHealthSask I can’t even do that 🤦🏻‍♀️

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

I’m convinced no one actually works for @eHealthSask. I’ve been trying to contact them for TWO months because they misspelled my boys name on his birth certificate 🙄 ABSOLUTELY USELESS.

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Yup. Jurassic World Dominion is the worst movie I’ve seen in a long time

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

“Are they twins?” “Are they identical?” 😳 Me standing there with my boy/girl twins…

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

The fingernail clicking trend needs to die.

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Is the ninja creami still a thing? Or is that fad over now?

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Homeboy Milton needs to fucking run.

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

My 3 year old calls showers “a waterfall bath”

How cute is that?!

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

Mamas who were pregnant with twins:
How the fuck did you sleep?! Or even lay down?! 😭😴

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

It’s baby month!!! 👶🏻👶🏻

[🥀Ashley @IttsAshleeey]

I haven’t even seen it yet, but the best part of the Barbie movie is that people are dressing up to go see it. I love that