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小事也要碎碎念一下的人生，爱宠粉

[沫沫 @ittt998]

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[沫沫 @ittt998]

有没有人聊聊？不正经的也

[沫沫 @ittt998]

The “Bitcoin is only for criminals” narrative died years ago. Now it’s institutions, corporations, and governments adding it to balance sheets. 🍬

[沫沫 @ittt998]

Equality means building a world where everyone has the chance to shine, no matter where they come from. EquityNow 🪐

[沫沫 @ittt998]

Just made cookies and the house smells amazing 🍀

[沫沫 @ittt998]

pasta carbonara is a culinary masterpiece. basmati rice blends with saffron for a distinct taste. Regional variations add unique flavors. Each bite carries the essence of its cultural roots. Chefs master it through years of practice. 🌐 🍁 🍂

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

We've lost the keys.

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.?
Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z.

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

"Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

These words are too big for your mouth. Stop embarrassing your people.

[沫沫 @ittt998]

Dapat title adik kurang ajar. Ape la nasib

[Wany Hasrita @wanyhasrita_]

Last two weeks baru p kelas, mmg tak wajib suami bg nafkah KETIKA isteri keluar bekerja cth mcm p lunch. (Read bayarkan isteri makan time kerja) tp kalo somi mu bg tiap bulannn duitttt sedia semuaaa nafkah wajib masyaAllah alhamdulillahhhhhh.

[BAE @pinbae_]

Ketika Balasan Chat Lebih Receh
dari Chat Awal. 😭🫵

A thread

[Warga +62 @icannn___]

Rahasia tersembunyi surat Al-Fatihah.

A Thread

[𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗿a Fathiya @DiaraFathiya]

Doa agar ditolong oleh Allah dalam setiap urusan🤲

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[فخري @FakhryHarraz_]

“British Pernah Bantai Rakyat Amerika?”

1. Tahun 1770, satu tragedi berlaku di Boston.

Tentera British tembak mati 5 orang rakyat Amerika.

Peristiwa ni dikenali sebagai Boston Massacre.

Tapi kenapa benda ni terjadi?

[Sosmed Receh™ @Sosmedrecehh]

Ustadz Abdul somad beli es teh saat sedang ceramah🫶🏻🙏🏻, ya memang beda kelas sama gus miftah

Bercanda itu ketika keduanya sama-sama ketawa, bukan yang satu ketawa yang satu terluka✋🏻

[naqib faiq @coolservant]

PenChinaan Malaysia is real. Whether we realize it or not, it has been planned and running for a long time.

But there will always be naive malay (read: dumb) being apologetic and terpaling harmoni.

[Aliff Ahmad @Alturkistiano]

TAHNIAH 2 MELAYU DAP DAPAT JAWATAN..

Mereka boleh pilih untuk menolak, tetapi mereka terima.

Berapa gaji/elaun dapat kat sana tu?

Tak cukup dengan segala elaun dan kelebihan sebagai ahli parlimen, jawatan di yayasan pun mereka mahu.

Ini bukti kerajaan madani memang tengah reform. Dengan kepakaran dan pengalaman Syahredzan yang suka bergurau dengan bermain cosplay Nabi Ibrahim dan anaknya, sudah pasti Yayasan Bank Rakyat akan terus maju.

Manakala, kehebatan Rara yang berpengalaman membekam disamping ditemani suaminya yang hebat berniaga, pasti akan memastikan Yayasan Bank Rakyat sihat tanpa kecurian kad kredit.

Apa pun, rakyat tetap susah, politikus makin senang. Bak kata Thomas Sowell,

“No one will really understand politics until they understand that politicians are not trying to solve our problems. They are trying to solve their own problems, of which getting elected and re-elected are number one and number two. Whatever is number three is far behind.”

“Politics is the art of making your selfish desires, seems like the national interest.”

Tahniah kedua-duanya!

;)

[ecaca @eyesyatanuki]

WEYH BODOHNYA MADANI? BODOHNYA NAK HAPUSKAN MINYAK PACKET???????????????
KERAJAAN SEPENGGAL WEI!!!