Cody George

I am you.

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

side bitch gets the trundle

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

the hunger games but with macaroni and cheese. kraftniss everdeen and pelveeta

[alt_medicine.txt @altmed_txt]

i’ve been having elven/fae/starseed feelings recently, and they’re quite different then my ‘oh yeah monster dog’ feelings

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

@Cooltendo np. also, invest in a tumblr if you don't already have one

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

@Cooltendo jsyk i followed you on drunkduck like many many years ago and i got a huge urge to re-read nss and my god you are great

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

doctor who? more like doctor who's going to unclog my toilet. it's been a week and a half. i need answers

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

“How about a cucumber but even more boring.” – Pitch for the zucchini

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

Pleats by Dre would not have been as successful.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Dear citizens whose cars were parked on Lower 5th: Sorry about your driver’s side mirrors. However, the toxic purple paint wasn’t my fault.

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Listen to my interview with @NPRFreshAir: http://t.co/457mXC9r #TerryGrossAndIStartingaHipHopGroupBtw

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

It's truly amazing how many guys think they're the shit.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

To think that there's someone in Texas doing a Borat impression right now, thinking how great he is at it, drives me up a wall.

[Austin Weather @AustinWeather]

Blog entry: Storms likely to miss Travis County http://t.co/jcwFkWt2 #TxWeather

[Joey Sturgis @joeyismusic]

A little late on this but, CLICK THIS http://t.co/tWlRXWFd

[Joey Sturgis @joeyismusic]

Ok, I am finally back from vacation. Time to make a million dollars so I can buy a yacht.

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

Hey radio, if you don't want to become obsolete, then have a rewind function. Sick of missing the beginning of "Santeria!"

[HuffPost Comedy @HuffPostComedy]

Watch a sneak preview of @JimGaffigan's upcoming special http://t.co/gWNeW5vg #MrUniverse

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

Can't believe NPR isn't firing Terry Gross after she said the N-word like, 7 times and threw up on the mic yesterday. Disgraceful.

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

Just confessed all my sins to this guy. Bad idea? http://t.co/xsGhVoQ8

[Cody George @ittybittybabies]

i whispered #yolo to myself while in the shower last night and i felt a little better about myself afterwards