ben wyatt human disaster

marshmallows are for team players, dylan

[Bacatá @sadturno9]

Mi ex de tres años: Superado
El man q vi tres veces: Tema sensible

[futch cassidy @neutralpixies]

mr. big

[👽.🛸 @user492577792]

When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it

[ben wyatt human disaster @ittybittybetts]

I love when they show me my oil at valvoline like I have any fucking clue what it’s supposed to look like

[ben wyatt human disaster @ittybittybetts]

i am once again thinking about the lorax

[ben wyatt human disaster @ittybittybetts]

please don’t talk to me about football i don’t care at all ❤️

[Charlie Marlow @CharlieMarlow_]

Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip.

This is an important tweet.

[jessika @___SSAGI]

não tem a menor chance de eu me apaixonar por alguém isento politicamente

[ben wyatt human disaster @ittybittybetts]

@vivi_delreyy he was three apples tall

[ayaan @ayaanfy]

How it feels to self-diagnose yourself and then find out you actually have it

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[gravy @barcalover7452]

“i’m apolitical” you are A fucking useless DORK

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

“I don’t do politics.” Everything is political babygirl. It’s not cute to be dumb.

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[z @haraamzadi]

me and my mom

[grave girl @gr4vefem]

i support women becoming meaner like extremely rude and mean

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"

[FemmeFatale2006 @FemmeFatale2006]

Raise your daughters to disrespect
men.