LostWonderer

learn something everyday

[LostWonderer @ittybittywoman]

I would show up to work late and still clock out on time for lunch

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I have unlimited data, so I’m always perplexed when I get an email saying I’ve used up X amount of data for the month

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A grown person at work has an opened uncovered can of soup sitting in the work fridge. It’s sitting at the top of the shelves, so you see it as soon as you open the door.

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Only in America can you acquire negative sick time. I didn't even know that was a real thing. Now I have to come to work everyday.

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@niccoyat Same. The nutritionist put a order in for a colonoscopy, “just to check things out”. Fun times

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I wanna know what happened on father's day to cause 12 people to call out. That was more than have the shift.

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Eating leftover bbq from all the weekends activities. Everything has smokey cooked on the grill taste. Wished I would’ve packed more to go plates

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@NatiSimmers

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@Sabslovly My cat single handedly supported a family of 3 off her security job. Brandi Broke only went to work just to get out the house.

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I went and saw #TheMummy and I can confidently saw I would've changed Katie's name to Cujo and taken her out back like Old Yeller. She was doing entirely too much.

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Two elder Black women gave me compliment and said I was very beautiful. I get to work and they hired me full time. No more temp agencies for me.

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Well damn. Filed my taxes on Monday and just got my refund today along with my paycheck. I'm on top of the world right now.

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Discussion post are already assigned, but now we have a word limit on our replies and it has to have references too. My God this shit is terrible. Can't just pull something out my ass anymore.

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@AnthonyAzekwoh He looks so tired and defeated

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@luvblessingz I sank to my knees when I checked my account this morning. I fucking hate paying rent, but I’m grateful that I can pay it

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@jiggyjayy2 I’m mad I immediately know who she’s talking about. 🤣🤣🤣

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@obesekendoll The grapes aren’t even cut in half. Terrible bite proportions. 0/10

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My sister is so outta touch with reality. She had the audacity to ask me if I’m go pay my student loans. Please be so for real

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New tenant moved in so they raised the rent. Not even two months later two other tenants moved out. And ani’t no telling how long these units will stay vacant.

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@jiggyjayy2 I tried that once. I handed in my resignation and the manager laughed in my face. I stopped showing up 3 days later.