India Rose

I’m nobody’s little weasel

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

“You’re really quiet, you barely talk”

First of all, I talk, just not to you

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Taco Bell

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

Moments I wish I could’ve recorded so I could make a realistic look back at 2021 video 1. crying in my car in a Starbucks parking lot & accidentally making eye contact with a stranger 2. falling down the stairs at my house 3. crying in a Walmart on the phone with my mom

[James @CaucasianJames]

this might look sad to u but i’m actually doing great. never judge a book by its cover

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing about me is I’m gonna miss the exit

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

time to remember that time 6 years ago when I had to work on Halloween and my co worker said “aww! are you dressed as a nerd?”

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

@AliyaPitt @lexilame Wow I just saw this. I can’t even pretend to be offended sometimes I can’t read my own handwriting

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

Yesterday I was woken up by the sound of one of my roommates falling down the stairs at 7AM. That basically sums up how 2020 is going.

[James @CaucasianJames]

just decided i’m gonna make some toast. not sure what i’m gonna do after, but that’s not important. all i can do is focus on the toast right now

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

My mom just told me that she was at Panera recently and she put some money in the tip jar and the lady said “ummm...that’s your cup”

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

The next time someone asks me if I’m dating I’m gonna tell them that the other day a guy came over to talk to me and then promptly left because he had mistaken me for his friend Steve

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

Man on the phone “so I thought if she can cheat on me after only 6 months this marriage isn’t gonna work. So I quit my job to move to Texas” Me: “....so, um, do you think this Friday at 12:30 would work for your root canal appointment?”

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

Yesterday I slipped and fell in front of three cute guys. So, while I’ve loved living in New York it looks like I’ll be moving back to Oregon!

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

@lexihxrt Omg

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

@lexihxrt Who did I think I was

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

@lexihxrt If i wasn’t laughing so hard at all of these I would hate you. I feel exposed but I’m not even mad

[India Rose @ittymonkey]

@kiwijontiveros Thank you so much for your support 😪😪

[kiara @kiwijontiveros]

i love @ittymonkey in her little british boy phase 😭

[James @CaucasianJames]

grocery store clerk: did u find everything ok today

me, who couldn’t find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: yes