Ngacha

The future is unwritten, bring your pens

[Aziz Mire @aziz_mire]

How to avoid KRA audit (thread):

When KRA suspects gap in tax compliance, they ask you to provide documentation to support your tax filings.

Although KRA can initiate audit randomly, it follows risk based approach:

1. Persistent nil return filing
2. Intelligence, includng tips

[$ilva 💸 @TheSilvapr]

Bro is raising a warrior and a princess at the same time 😂

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Married vs single

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer . He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

We're in a period of unprecedented deceit & opportunism. If you find someone to love you; who is patient & kind with you; is honest & seeks after your welfare: please do not be difficult. Do not let your ego get in the way of a good thing. A good thing has never been more elusive

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

As a man, invest in those male friendships. As you grow older you will appreciate the wisdom in these words. No one understands the silent burdens of malehood than a fellow man who's seen you through your evolution. No one asks fewer questions when you need them.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"Mark, my wife is leaving me."

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

On a long call with my old man the other day, he mentioned that marriage was not sustained by the strength of love. Instead, it was sustained by the strength of character: the things you do rather than the things you feel or profess. One is a boat, the other is the engine.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Princess Diana, the beloved and iconic Princess of Wales, was known for her rebellious spirit and her determination to break free from the strict rules of the British monarchy. Throughout her life, she showed the world that she was not afraid to challenge the status quo and to stand up for what she believed in.

One of the most famous examples of this was when she refused to say that she would "obey" Prince Charles in their wedding vows, opting instead for "love, honor, and comfort." This small but powerful act sent a clear message that she was not going to be a traditional royal wife, and that she was determined to be her own person.

Another way in which Princess Diana broke royal protocol was by her down-to-earth nature and her ability to connect with people from all walks of life. She was known for her kindness and her willingness to listen, and she often spoke with common people about everyday topics like television. She also took her children to the department store to meet Santa, breaking the traditional royal protocol.

In 1991, Princess Diana again broke royal protocol by participating in a Mother's Day race at Prince Harry's school. Although she didn't win the race, she showed her competitive spirit and her determination to be a part of her children's lives.

Princess Diana's influence on the royal family cannot be overstated. She showed the world that it was possible to be a modern, independent woman and still be a part of the monarchy. She paved the way for future generations of royals, and her legacy will continue to inspire people for years to come.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

If you can at least be warm-hearted you’ll reap great benefits. You’ll have friends; your children will grow up to be kind people, which is the proper way to build a happier society and a happy life.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Best example for why ups and downs are important in life

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

How often does Peter Drury think about the Roman Empire? 🏛️👀

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

Our Muslim brothers and sisters are promoting polygamy. They have organized Polygamy Conference at Ole Sereni. I think Christians should attend and learn more on polygamy and religion. Polygamy gives men peace of mind.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Irrigation pia ni gas sasa........

[Erno250 @Ernesto_ugeziwe]

He succeeded only because there was no one there to convince him it’s IMPOSSIBLE 🥷🏿🙏🏿

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

When buying land in Kenya, you need the following people:

The last one is the least qualified but the most important.

1. Land valuer
2. Lawyer
3. Surveyor
4. Local drunkard

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

❤️ Ajax’ farewell video to Jurrien Timber

🇳🇱 You don’t make these sorts of videos for just any player - we’ve got a special one

🪵 Welcome to The Arsenal

[Tony O. Elumelu, CFR @TonyOElumelu]

I started taking my health and fitness seriously, before I hit 30, and it has been one of my best decisions in life.

I am 60 now – do I feel it? No!

I owe that to a long-term decision I made 30 years ago.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Dear Men,

Dubai is 1 hour ahead of Nairobi, but it does not make Nairobi slow.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job!

Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50. While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years.

Someone is still single, while someone else got married.

Obama retires at 55, but Trump starts at 70.

Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone.

People around you might seem to go ahead of you, some might seem to be behind you.

But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME.

Don’t envy them or mock them.

They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours!

Life is about waiting for the right moment to act.

So, RELAX.

You’re not LATE.

You’re not EARLY.

You are very much ON TIME, and in your TIME ZONE Destiny set up for you.

In conclusion don't rush to get and don't be sad if things turn out to be slow.

In Gods hands time is a tool. He makes all things beautiful in His time.

#MasculinitySaturday