John Pork

live fast eat ass

[John Pork @itwas_pLand]

americas funniest home videos is one of the goated shows, it was the precursor to today’s doom scrolling lol

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imma be riding my hog tomorrow with Ella Langley in my cardo and i can’t wait

[John Pork @itwas_pLand]

cooked

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they never seen such an Ella Fella

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LEMME FIND MY GROOVE

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shit at this point the giants better sign him as wr3 for dart

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump’s latest physical lists him at:

6’3”
238 lbs

[John Pork @itwas_pLand]

@allysasway lies

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need a baby i can listen to Paramore with everyday

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mane it’s almost time to be on this bike. i’m fuccin souped

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😂😂😂

[Ali @AliEzzoBezzo]

Me leaving Costco with a 60 inch HDTV that I put in my nostril

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😂😂😂

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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ain’t a frozen wing onna market touching these bad bears

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i’m old af. we used to go on L rides and come back and get mcdonald’s meals with straight change and be able to rent a movie from hollywood video smh

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https://t.co/dE2iRPqILQ might be the best live performance ever.

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soft boil an egg, 6 mins, then drop it into your maruchan noodles okay. unctuous, full bodied broth. egg whites as protein no meat necessary. oh with swanson’s ramen broth. big heat

[John Pork @itwas_pLand]

jacc harlow really hurt “sundown” lmao

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twitter pundits are the purist form of comedy

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Paramore is the best band of all
time.

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mf’s don’t know how good MUGS wings were in Rattown smh. iconic shit

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whatever floats your boat will definitely sink my ship