dave, who is called dave

Born in 1973. Died in 2019. Still going strong.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Are Holocaust deniers really Holocaust suppliers?

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Keep forgetting to delete this account, but I’ll just get bitchboy @elonmusk do it for me

Tesla is a snake oil scheme designed to enrich the majority shareholders by defrauding its customer base.

SpaceX is based off the fact that Elon likes a big dick shape

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

@knowyouronions2 @saxxunderwear It’s the twitter ripoff owned by a slightly less objectionable billionaire (zuckerberg). Mich nicer there, and some fine blocking tools to keep the nazis away. I’m “formerlyedseladams” over there

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Quick trip back to this terrible place to get on the case of @saxxunderwear , a company that offers a comfort guarantee but does not make good on it.

I emailed a week ago and nobody responded.

Called today during their business hours, and got a message they were closed.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Went to an art museum, saw sculptures depicting the discourse on twitter.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Trump wants a venue change because DC is “95% anti-trump,” a figure based on the vote that he says is fake

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Mitch McConnell’s illegal block of Merrick Garland from the Supreme Court in 2015 cost women their reproductive rights and black people their voting rights. And that’s just ONE thing he’s done in a long career of hurting people.

That’s the part that’s not the same. Fuck him.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'll tell you this: None of us like Mitch McConnell because of the horrible things he's said and done as Senator.

But he had a medical incident today, and I saw a lot of well-wishers on our side. As it should be.

But when Senator John Fetterman had a medical episode, there were legions of Republicans who made fun and mocked him.

We are NOT the same.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

DeSantigration

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

Friendly reminder that @elonmusk is a nazi-sympathizing Xunt.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

There is definitely a racial divide when it comes to keeping your phone on speaker in public. Those who keep silent are part of the human race. The rest of you will not like my modern Eugenics program.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

To people who say they “don’t do” pronouns: How would you like us to talk about you in the third person? Sorry for using “you”—a pronoun—while I figure out how to respect your personal identification.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

I feel you, bro.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

This kid sounds like a menace

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

It’s been like this since mid May. Northern New England is a rainforest now.

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

@BlueGirl714 @Anxsks It will improve the original poster’s engagement metrics, giving them a hit of seratonin as he/she basks in the glow of perceived influence

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

I have been tracking the migratory patterns of Humpback Whales and Monarch Butterflies for the last 30 days. While the butterflies travel exclusively in the air, the whales seem only to move through water.

[Marty Taylor @marty_taylorr]

I have been tracking all of the Truth Social Posts by Donald Trump and the Tweets and statements by President Joe Biden for the last 30 days. While President Biden talks about record job growth and an Infrastructure bill that is rebuilding America while providing billions of new investment all across the country. Donald Trump has not mentioned one single thing he would do for America. Nothing except a promise to weaponize the DOJ to go after the Biden‘s and everyone who Trump thinks may have wronged him. Biden touts Bidenomics that has rescued America. Trump talks about how Jack Smith is a “mad dog crack head lunatic” Biden has tweeted about making America a better country with great high paying jobs. Trump talks about his poll numbers and how the 2020 election was rigged. The difference is striking. Joe Biden is looking to the future. Trump is complaining about the past. President Biden is making a great future possible for millions of America. Trump promises to ”suspend” the Constitution in order to allow his revenge on America to take place.Never once in 30 days did Trump mention what he would do to make America better. Instead his campaign is all about him. “To Hell with America and Americans. Just elect Trump so he can get his revenge” Is what Donald Trump promises. The difference is striking. Trump must never be allowed anywhere near the White House ever again. @NewBlueUSA #DemVoice1

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

@knowyouronions2 @jeremynewberger found our idea 👆🏼for a “born on the 5th of july” sequel

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

@knowyouronions2 One doesn’t! What will they do, fire one? Happy Birthday!

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

@NYCMayor

[dave, who is called dave @itwasagooddave]

But really, why should a self-employed graphic designer be forced to make websites for same-sex couples if she’s a bigot who doesn’t want to? And why would a same-sex couple want to commission a bigot who doesn’t want to work with them? I don’t get this one.