Sam

@LFC and @OscarPiastri please save my weekend 🇦🇺🇸🇬

[Marissa Lordanic @marissalordanic]

WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT THE TILLIES BEAT FRANCE IN A PENALTY SHOOTOUT TO BOOK A FIRST EVER WORLD CUP SEMIFINAL FOR AUSTRALIA?!?!

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Y’all deadass watch movies with your eyes closed

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Phone: Your storage is full.

Me: (looks at 11,235 identical pictures of my cat)

No, I need all of these.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Filmtwt needs to brace for impact because we’re about to get some generational clips out of this

[lara @laralfc]

Just saw someone my age purchase their 15th property, this is the greed they talk about in the bible

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[maja ༯ silo spoilers @milfxism]

my prayers have been answered

[Null @Vhoyde]

Licking the brightest frog I can find

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

The fact that Nick doesn't have 8 bajillion followers is clear evidence to me that this platform is irrevocably broken. All dude does is slog through the jungle studying and photographing the wildest animals imaginable, producing REAL content AI slop peddlers could only dream of.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Met the AMAZON GIANT SNAIL again!🤯

[The Burner That Was Promised🔥❄️ @travis_targ]

GRRM CALL THE POLICE!!!

[Harry 🔴🇪🇸 @harry_LFC6]

Only thing you’ve been blowing up is children

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

oomf liked an indonesian song and she asked me to translate and i had to tell her the song was a cough medicine ad

[რაილი @jacerizztarg]

ormund putting middle schoolers on the front lines

[lisa @dumestorm]

what the fuck am i going to do with my king daeron coins now

[HBO Max @hbomax]

See you in our dreams, sweet Helaena. #HOTD

[clara @oscarsunrises]

willem dafoe was so funny for this

[YO 💯 @roakayo]

Spider-Man no way out 😭😭