Bro Humor

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Should I shave my legs ?

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When im High: Step 1: Open fridge... nothing to eat. Step 2: Open Pantry... nothing to eat. Step 3: Lower standards and repeat.

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@TannisNinja That's the best statement I've ever heard in my life, True story

[The Entire Population of Canada @ChefTannis]

@SmackedTed I dont have that many followers but holy shit I want a pony!

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Why does Instagram not tell you if the person follows you back ?

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If you have 20k + followers rt this for a pony !

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Yeah I'm afraid of the dark & thunder. But that don't mean I won't whoop Dat ass

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I'm Fluffy tho

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*High AF in a restaurant* Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Me: What the fuck is a super salad?

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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

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You look so much better with something in your mouth (: