Okadigbo DBoss Agu™

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[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

Out Of 8.3 Billion People On Earth, Na Me You Choose To Ask For ₦5k?… Wetin I Do You? 🥹💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

You enter relationship then start to dey lose weight, Your partner na gym instructor?

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

I for dey smoke loud Oo, But why I go buy loud 5k When rice and turkey nah 3,000?🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

I really don't understand this year, Every 2 minutes is Friday.

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

POLICE MAN: "That your friend wey we catch you with, Which tribe is he?"

GUY: "Na Igbo"

POLICE MAN: "Write am there say we catch you with 'Igbo' "

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

"I sent you money by mistake Please send it back”.

ME..

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

POLICE MAN: "That your friend wey we catch you with, Which tribe is he?"

GUY: "Na Igbo"

POLICE MAN: "Write am there say we catch you with ‘Igbo’ ”

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

For u to ask me for money now, E mean say if dem give u small chance u fit kpai me 🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

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[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

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[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

I don finally understand why una dey smoke 😂😂

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

I just lost 10k now. No be the money dey pain me, Na the rubber band wey i use tie am 🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

Avoid girls wey never plait Christmas hair, Na small thing dey vex Them. 😂😂

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

“She's God fearing” no mean say you no go spend money Oo, Na God she dey fear, No be money! 😂😂

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

No allow December pressure you,
I no wan flog thief Oo 🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

If book dey enter my head like music lyrics... Wetin be first class? 🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

You dey toast girl few days to Christmas, You get mind Oo 🥺🥺

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

I don finally join “Some can eat but have no food” 🥺💔

[Okadigbo DBoss Agu™ @itz_DBoss]

"Fuck Relationship, I'm chasing the bag"… Oya December don come, Show us the bag. 🥺💔