monjeezy

Med Student 5/6 🩺 || Vibe Coder 👨‍💻 || Youtuber ⏯️

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

In a sane country, all those idiots involved in delaying his exeat would be sentenced to life imprisonment.
But we're in Nigeria.
Where the abnormal is normal.

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

The electricity Nigerians don't have is been sold to neighbouring countries on credit.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Hope this nigga don’t get infected during the zombie apocalypse

[Enogie || @just_lawson__]

40 children kidnapped in oyo btw

Katsina is a bandits haven

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

I have never heard that a nurse slumped and died due to work related stress?

A nurse works an average of 15 days in a month, gets 15 days off, and never work 24hrs during work days(I have never seen)

They designed a system that prioritised safety for both the nurse and patient, unfortunately same cannot be said for doctors.

Whenever a healthcare worker die from stress, there is a 99.9% chances that the person is a doctor.

Until work hours are regulated many doctors who want to be 100% obedient will face the ultimate punishment, which is death.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

People are currently ironing their clothes to attend RCCG tomorrow

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“Your self-proclaimed tech boyfriend when the conversation is actually about tech”

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

There’s a video of bandits (terrorists) beheading someone on this same X, but people are tweeting about getting kidnapped as if it’s an adventure game.

[Josh the Editor @JoshEdits]

Sony fucking SOLD you a disc drive separately… and then took away your discs.

You aren’t mad enough.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I will take him, his mother, the lab technician and myself to the INEC office so we can get our voter's card and prepare to vote Tinubu out next year.

[𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕚𝕕🚀 @kincaid_wtf]

😂😂😂

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>If you don't use your PS5 for 3 years your games are getting fuckin deleted

All digital already sounds FUCKING AMAZING

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[Ayoo ): @Ay_ooooo]

You sabi play ball na?😭

[dt2 @Daminitek2]

Sugar mummy: You're such a good boy, do you have a girlfriend?

Me:

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

That strict lecturer invigilating a difficult exam.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

reverse the gender and this stops being a joke