Unkvwn

Living life one epic moment at a time. Catch me chasing vibes, plus you only live once 🥂

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

@Gassol0001 My country people are fking dramatic wallah 😂😭

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

All weapons formed against me gotta jam
Brought you 'round the dawgs, treat you like the fam'
Shoulda been a wham, bam, thank you ma'am
Know you got my confidence on sale
Incase you wanna feel better
'bout yourself

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

Mummy don win my heart 😂

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

No matter what, make sure you guide.

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

a healthy relationship is when your girlfriend wants sex more than you do...

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“i was born prematurely cause i was rushing to see you” 😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

women talk about sex like it’s something done to them and not with them.

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

Na because dem no know the history of rick ross😂

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

Immigration has the highest applications of this CDCFIB Recruitment.

Competition go yakpata🤓

Prison Service has the least interests

[SPY @spyderrmann]

After trillion na Elon musk o

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

“Why don’t victims come forward”

[GOVERNOR TWETTER @HonAbdullahiM12]

Case closed 😐

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

They even get matching boxers 😂

[Leemah @Leemahwe]

Yesterday evening in Ijebu, Ogun State, a man was caught being intimate with another man’s pregnant wife while the husband was at work hustling to provide for her. According to an eyewitness, the two were taken to the king’s palace.

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

@davido We the real northerners are with you debido 😂 on this matter rarara na one big illiterate fool

[Davido @davido]

Da ace kana da ilimi da na tsaya nayi magana dakai. Ama komai baka sani ba, sakarai kawai.

[Comrade Abiyos Roni. @AbbaM_Abiyos]

AMEN 🙏

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

The presidential villa is going off-grid for the first time in the history of this nation under the same president who promised to fix electricity in four years.

Hilarious!

[Everest @novieverest]

They rescued the General's wife and left the other victims with the kidnappers.

How?

[BG @Abdxllahi]

This person lives in the north i suppose, she has over 267k followers here on X

At a time when the region she lives in faces bloody insecurity on a daily basis, high cost of living, abject poverty and so on. Instead of using her platform to amplify these issues to create more awareness that might bring about change. She’s here questioning why grooms wear sunglasses on their wedding day.

But in the end you can’t really blame her, cause this is the kinda frivolous matters Arewa twitter is built on. While other regions are using their platforms to call out bad governance, protest, support each other financially all while they equally have fun.

[Unkvwn @itz__ijisambo]

If not Nigeria what else

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

As of 2002, Dangote is 14,400 times richer than Mark Zuckerberg.
24 years later, Mark is 9 times richer than Dangote.

What do you think is the factor that led to the slow growth of Dangote's wealth compared to Mark's?

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

As of 2002, Dangote is 14,400 times richer than Mark Zuckerberg.
24 years later, Mark is 9 times richer than Dangote.

What do you think is the factor that led to the slow growth of Dangote's wealth compared to Mark's?