cari55a

ig; cxxarissa🕸️

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

better alone than in bad company

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

being the family comedian , model and thug is so hard for me

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u gotta be dumb asf and just stupid as shit to keep a man in ur life and im not doing allattt

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when i say stuff on here i feel like im uploading something to the slap #victorious

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this lady was saying such freaky sh*t today while i was at work and i was lmao and then this guy next to her started adding onto the joke and saying freaky shit to me and i told him to pipe down and i said only the lady can say weird shit and he said ��so ur sexist” and i said yes

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

this lady said “bust that ass open” to me at work today #whatthefuck

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i was dealing at a table today at work and this lady said “you just made my d1ck limp” bc she lost her money 😭😭 i fcking cracked up

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

strawberry shortcake or draculara for halloween 👀?

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my soulmate is a short hispanic man i just know it idk how to explain it

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

all roads lead back to the drank

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my soulmate prob isn’t a man ngl but if it is he’s a short 5’5 hispanic man that’s overly funny

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i wanna be a doll tbh

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this lady said i look like a porcelain doll and now i can die happy

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why do i have a crush…. im supposed to be nonchalant and not gaf ab men’s existence

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

i will succeed bc i do things i don’t want to do and i challenge myself

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

i will succeed bc i challenge myself and my abilities

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

i will succeed in life because i’m crazy

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

me being drunk and beautiful

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my goal is to give myself everything i deserve

[cari55a @itz_carissaaa]

normalize not telling anyone anything