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[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

Signs that you are backsliding.
A man can still attend meetings, sing songs, and carry a Bible while his heart is far from God. Here are six signs that may reveal a spiritual decline.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 😂😂😂😂

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@Elkrosmediahub Nothing.

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@Pamilerin Is Pastor Paul Enenche’s Crusade a joke to you??

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@ButikPlug I need these

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@sepril23NG I want

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[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

Was on a flight some days back and the plane had to turn back during the rain because apparently thunder struck and affected something.

We had to go back to switch planes, and the pilot said we’d be back at the airport in about 20 minutes to switch the plane.

Longest 20 minutes of my life.
The plane went from flight mode to fight for your life mode.

It kept vibrating.
At some point the plane was going round the same spot.
People were praying everywhere, there’s nothing I didn’t hear, felt like it was confession time in Shiloh.

I can bet my boyfriend’s life that the pilot was Googling “how to land a plane under spiritual attack.”

I was on the third row, looked across and saw @peter_ameh looking calm and cool but nodding his head gently like he was about to start leading worship songs.

The lady beside me was confessing different sins. There’s nothing I didn’t hear, I almost joined in to scream Amen on her behalf.
Her lashes were so long and full, I felt like if she blinked too much her feet will leave the ground.
Lady: I won’t do it anymore, oh lord my father, forgive lord and I will go home.

Me in my head: Amen but which home are you talking about? Hope it is not call to glory 😭.

Everyone was praying like they were submitting last minute assignment to God.

The guy behind me with an American accent: Fck it mhen, this shit should just land righ now, the thunder hit this shit, I was saying it, I knew the fcking thunder hit this shit

Me in my head: Abeg thunder leave our plane alone oh, you’re not a fcking thunder Biko, don’t mind this stupid boy 😭

Everyone became humble, from dead silence to heavy prayers, I could hear a woman subtly singing:
“My source everyday”🎵🎵🎵.

Me in my head: Ahn Ahn, which song is this woman singing like this. I zoned in to hear her clearly.

The woman: Draw me nearer, nearer to thee.

Me in my head: Nobody should draw us nearer today please 😭
Anybody that draw me nearer today, I will give him uppercut 😭

At some point we started seeing land but the rain was heavy and the plane was still vibrating
The lady beside me: shey we cannot just jump and land on the ground like this.

Me in my head: Jump na, Rey Mysterio 😭

Immediately the plane landed: People started clapping like we just finished watching Beyoncé perform.

2 guys from the back immediately came to the door.

Air Hostess: Please everyone take your seat, we are expecting another plane so we can all move there.

One of the guys: You and who dey go there, baba open this door make we come down, we no go again 😭.

The lady beside me was searching for her bag

Me: What are you looking for down there

Lady: My bag, me too I’m not going again, I’m going home

@peter_ameh to the lady: I did not know you’re a prayer warrior oh, you dressed like a slay queen 😭
It’s your kabashing that has rescued all of us today 😅.

Lady: I’m not going again 😭.

The entire plane was noisy, people still rubbing their hands in thanks, some taking their bags, some arguing and talking about the experience.

Americana behind me: Mhen I hate this shit, it ain’t alryy, I knew the fcking thunder hit this shit, the pilot kept going aroun aroun and in that momen I knew somehun was up.

The rain was so heavy, we still had to wait inside the plane even when the door was opened, but the 2 guys and the lady beside me left the plane 😭.

So the other plane was ready, we boarded straight from this plane to the other plane, the rain was still falling.

Guess who was already seated before us, madam rey mysterio on lashes and the other 2 guys that said they weren’t going again 😅.

Me: I thought you people abandoned ship 😅

Lady: My mind is not on the trip again.

After apologies upon apologies from the pilot and other staff, the flight took off

Me in my mind: Hmm are you sure we are not supposed to wait for this rain to stop.

Not up to 10 minutes the plane started shaking again😭.

The lady beside me almost collapsed 😭
Me: There must be a JONAH on this plane 😭

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[DavidPrinceBen @DavidPrinceBen]

THIS MESSAGE NEEDS TO REACH EVERY CHURCH IN LAGOS.

It’s becoming strange almost every Sunday, there’s a guest minister on the pulpit.

When did this become the norm?

Why has consistency in shepherding been replaced with a parade of visiting voices?

The sheep are hungry, but all we serve them is variety, not depth.

@DavidOyedepoFdn @FaithOyedepo @DavidOyedepoJnr

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@black_bhoyy The Fibre cylinder is transparent

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@dammiedammie35 Even @nnpclimited Dopemu does it too. Big thieves

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@officialtelz She did the same thing last year and her movie failed.

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