memba_city

+254🇰🇪 URBAN ASHTRAYZ TOP PLUGGER💨
custom lighters 🔥/chalice

[Viktor👽 @FB_viktor]

Dear smokers, you don’t need to do that extra ssuu ssuu ssuu when smoking 😂😂

[Economista Sincero @mendlowicz]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Noah @Noahhcalls]

"I need to get rich quick, Mom is getting old"

[OLEKSA @OLeksa_one]

Your friend who’s constantly coming up with genius trading ideas:

[memba_city @itz_memba]

#NairobiNaSifuna

[✰. @swagoszn_]

we went from September 1 to September 12 in just 5 minutes.

[Charlotte Asaaba @AsaabaCharlotte]

Do you agree......

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Men hate disrespect more than they love sex. You can deny a man sex and he may stay. Make him feel disrespected, especially by the woman he loves, and you can lose him completely.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Stay celibate for at least 2 years, Go on your knees and ask God for anything, I swear you will get it.

[Mej🧸 @MejSzn]

The real scam is having only two days to recover from five days of working.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

while everyone is missing their ex, i’m over here missing the money i spent on unnecessary stuff.

[Roony @Roonysters]

Salaries used to be so high back in the day that men could financially support their secret second families

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

me after telling everyone i’m busy.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Weather for two manyoya 🚮 hii weather inataka Gari

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

How I be on a weekend knowing people are out ruining their lives with alcohol

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Ni mara ngapi umesema umeacha pombe?

[memba_city @itz_memba]

@ivymuthe Auntie yangu