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Med Student 5/6 🩺 || Vibe Coder 👨‍💻 || Youtuber ⏯️

[Skibi’s Hub🇪🇸🇪🇸 @okigbochisom]

One time I texted this girl “how are you”
And she replied “fine”
I didn’t say anything and she came back after 2 hours and said “and you”

Na when I clock say everybody know wetin dey dey do

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

There’s a branch in PortHarCourt

[ajay @1meajay]

so, if your salary no come on time, you go apologize to your girlfriend, tell am make she dey patient with you wait for her "girlfriend allowance" 😂

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I genuinely believe women are more beautiful when their mouths are closed.

[NurseMogbekeleoluwa @rachealray295]

No authority can stop me from going on sick leave
When I was sick, Hr told me to go and bring doctors report for one day sick leave but when she sick she give herself one week off
Oya nah
I’ll just switch off my phone and ghost them 🤭 they should penalize or sack me o

[Modupeoluwa R.N.🇳🇬⚕️ @nurse_kidda]

There is a doctor that just recently lost his life.

He graduated from DELSU in 2024.

He asked to be released because he was ill.

He had to wait three weeks. Three weeks.

He got home on 26th June.

He died 29th.

This is exactly why I will never blame any healthcare professional who chooses to leave Nigeria.

You cannot keep asking people to sacrifice their health, their peace, and sometimes even their lives for a system that barely remembers they exist.

To every healthcare worker reading this: your patients need you, but you also need yourself. Prioritize your health. Rest when you're ill.

Hospitals will replace you. Your family never will.

Fly high, Dr. Wisdom Oghenetega 🤍

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

I'm not surprised.
The CMD is just a typical Nigerian medical elder.
Doing what Nigerian medical elder do best.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you can't afford it, it is not your lifestyle

[Osas 👨🏾‍💻 @UncleOsas_]

2,500 for full chicken?
All I can say is that, remember the city was flooded a few days ago sha 🌚

[Adésóyè @victorfatanmi]

What was your father's profession?

Thomas Shelby: "Well, he told fortunes, and he stole horses. Often, he would tell a man that his horse would be stolen, and they would marvel at his powers when it was."

😭

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Do you believe in guardian angels…

[Dr. JK @JakasiGhasi]

It's not a fair assessment. Student A gets a malaria case while Student B meets an uncooperative patient with a retinoblastoma case.

Student A presents to everyone's favourite lecturer while Student B presents to the most malignant Prof. in the faculty.

OSCE >>>> Longcase

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

“born and bread”

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

In a sane country, all those idiots involved in delaying his exeat would be sentenced to life imprisonment.
But we're in Nigeria.
Where the abnormal is normal.

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

The electricity Nigerians don't have is been sold to neighbouring countries on credit.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Hope this nigga don’t get infected during the zombie apocalypse

[Enogie || @just_lawson__]

40 children kidnapped in oyo btw

Katsina is a bandits haven

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

I have never heard that a nurse slumped and died due to work related stress?

A nurse works an average of 15 days in a month, gets 15 days off, and never work 24hrs during work days(I have never seen)

They designed a system that prioritised safety for both the nurse and patient, unfortunately same cannot be said for doctors.

Whenever a healthcare worker die from stress, there is a 99.9% chances that the person is a doctor.

Until work hours are regulated many doctors who want to be 100% obedient will face the ultimate punishment, which is death.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

People are currently ironing their clothes to attend RCCG tomorrow