nikolai

Alcoholic

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

When you have to post AI slop because in reality I mogged the living fuck out of her.

[sah @soundlikesex]

😭😭😭

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[Teortaxes▶️ (DeepSeek 推特🐋铁粉 2023 – ∞) @teortaxesTex]

"codex solve a maths problem for me.dont care which one"

[JT @jiratickets]

"claude fable just proved the jacobian conjecture is false"

"incredible this changes everything"

"do you know what the jacobian conjecture is?"

"no, do you?"

"no"

[kassim @kasselitex]

So apparently the greatest manga authors of all time met up for dinner that was I think hosted by Oda. There’s a point where’s he’s asking for everyone’s advice on how to end one piece and all the comments are saying how Gege kept trying to get him to kill off the main cast 😂😂

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

You can make incredible things happen without OSHA regulations

[muwt @muwt]

how can u not love facebook marketplace

[Koshian (虎視餡子) @aspiring_deer]

holy shit

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[Horn Takes Podcast @HornTakes]

@dylan__CLE When we scored the 2nd touchdown I knew we had you guys.

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

she took my boxers off and my glock 40 fell out hit the ground and shot her cat

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.