Eddie 🍵

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[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

My conspiracy theory is that the close door button on the elevator actually does nothing and for the vibes

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

@jesusmrn_ Brother

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Peregrine preying on the local dove population by Columbia University

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Everybody's out there traveling and I'm here sweating over how much tickets back home for the holidays are

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

They aren't just coming for your jobs but also your pets.

Hide them kids and hide them pets 🫡

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

For those looking for the story you can Google:
Fed meeting
Hedge fund short Yen and JGB
BOJ meeting

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

It's super American blaming the president for a global market shock that originated in Japan.

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

How to keep the GF happy:
"Do you want ice cream after?"

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

People like Sean Grayson should have never been able to hold a gun.

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Loper Bright, trump v USA, project 2025, but people can't stop talking about Biden's speech impediment. So much more scarier things happening

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

The average net worth being 14x larger than the median net worth for people in their twenties is crazy.

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Shoutout Sriracha bike-man you made my day

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Planes missing pieces, ships hitting bridges, trains derailing, people getting punched on the subway. Was transportation always this dangerous?

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Some people are too terrified by the idea that they aren't astronomical better than someone working in the service industry

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

If you don't understand what recursion is read this sentence

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Nah but why the lady selling candy bars on the metro carrying a fake baby

[Eddie 🍵 @itzaboat]

Try to live your life one step below your income