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people need to stop naming their kids after me

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i want to be reincarnated as a fly on the wall

[asher ♑ @itzasher420]

been loving clit lately

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some guy at the club said he liked my mohawk, i told him that i liked his hair. he was bald

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I LOVE THE CLUB

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twas the night before mcr nashville

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as a man why are your shorts that short

[asher ♑ @itzasher420]

the pizza is aggressive

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best week of my life and it’s only tuesday

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i hope when i pulled up to the polls w my pink mohawk they knew it meant business

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like i’m so fucking serious where tf is mitch mcconnell

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i think i need to start saying “go to hell” more

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and i would be caught dead at the chuck e. cheese

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they call it the pussy wagon for a reason

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Bonnie Tyler, known for her hit single “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has passed away at 75.

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it should be illegal how much fun i’m having

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midsommar was good but not as good as people say it is

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i have discovered green tea shots

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thickening the air im breathing

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i’m fed up with sleep token and the booktokification of metalcore

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they need to take facebook marketplace away from me