han 🌲🍄💫

probably crying on the metro

[WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit]

Michigan is now slated to become one of five states in the country to provide free breakfast and lunch to all students in public schools.
https://t.co/ooiMxIoAjr

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

the teams app should really stop asking me if I “like the app” unless it wants its feelings hurt

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

💛🌻💐⭐️🐝🍋🧀🍯📒🎗️

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

penny got a new octopus toy🐙

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

the hall from the trains to gates c/d in dulles where penfed ads are SCREAMING AT YOU at 6 am is straight out of hell

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

yesterday was 5.17 aka 517 Day aka 517 is the area code for Lansing and i am deeply deeply upset that i could not go to a quality dairy for a Big Dip

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

annual meetings at work should be considered holidays and by that i mean we should not have to work 2-3 days leading up to said event because absolutely NOTHING is getting done

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

#PhillyTSTheErasTour we asked the traffic lights if it would be alright… they said “I don’t know (if you’ll ever get out of the parking lot good luck!)”

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

and then your cat starts to pick up on the fact that the sound of your alarm means breakfast is coming and she then decides to scream at 5:45, 5:50, and 5:55 to make sure you REALLY don’t forget about her

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When you set an alarm for 6am, but also for 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 and 6:20

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

they’re sliding into your dm’s but i’m watching her little uber icon across the map as she heads to a doctor’s appt

WHAT IS LOVE?! BABY DONT HURT ME—

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults.

Two days ago in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant.

Last night in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a family (including an 8 year old child) were shot and killed by their neighbor after they asked him to stop firing his gun on his front lawn so their baby could sleep.

So when Republican lawmakers in a state where it’s easier to get AR-15s than books about Black history say their abortion ban is about being “pro-life”…
They’re full of shit.

[magstrology @magstrology]

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

@marktimemark_ oh for sure — it’s a delicate balance 🥲 i have also found tea to be a better afternoon alt. to coffee/espresso but i simply don’t love the taste LOL

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

do you discuss grammar rules with your significant other while watching TV w the subtitles on or are you boring

[han 🌲🍄💫 @itzcrystalqueer]

can we at least listen to i hope you dance in this godforesaken waiting room Netflix