Jack Dawson

I travel the world painting pictures of prostitutes. Even one legged ones! Live in the depths of a freezing ocean thanks to some upper class bitch

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

@ReemDicaprio @Titanic_4ever this is why I stay in the Atlantic.

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

I have seen the future. And it's wet...and salty. And some guy called Bush was president one time.

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

But he's not as handsome...and I bet I have a bigger Anchor...

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Watching a film called The Great Gatsby. Now I'm not saying I'm famous, but the guy looks a LOT like me.

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Any ladies willing to come see me down here? A naughty painting is up for grabs. Please have better boobs than Rose.

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

My tinder no longer works. Apparently "The Atlantic" is not a valid swiping location. #singleundertheoceanlife

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

@italia_eterna do you know how difficult it is to get wifi here?!

[Dawson eternally @Titanic_4ever]

@itzjackdawson Send you my heart and love forever, my Jack! From Italy to wherever you are! #DawsonLivesOn

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

@5sosViaUpdates She fucking lied!!

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

So many Tinder matches. #theyknowjackhasabigone

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Atlantic is still cold. #hottestdayoftheyear

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Anyone want a nude painting? #jacksgirls

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Not enjoying the sea right now #fuckBP

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Iceberg iceberg baby!

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

I am not Leonardo Dicaprio! I am Jack Dawson, painter of whores and preferred lover to upper class women.

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Hickory Dickory dock, Rose was sucking my cock, the clock struck two I blew my goo and dumped her in the upper class block!

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Plus 02 took away my 3G. Apparently Roses nude pic is not a sufficient form of payment!

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

I don't come on here much but hey! You try getting wifi in a fucking ocean!

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

I've wrestled shakes and dolphins simultaneously

[Jack Dawson @itzjackdawson]

Op op op op op opa Dawson style!