maria

mama

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

Realizing you developed a crush on a loser is an insane reality check

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

in a room full of people, i'm looking for the door.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[angel @angelshit]

I could be on literal fire and still be like it’s all working in my favor

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

can't believe its almost August. time flies when you're working everyday of your fvcking life

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I’m in your BM crib blowing vape snoke on your son

[alo ꩜ @yearlybluess]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much, my kids are gonna have to call their dad jude bellingham

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

please don't argue with me, i never run out of horrible shit to say

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

my favorite sex position is when you communicate ur feelings in a direct way

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry i only know how to be intense and passionate and insane

[EBBI @3bbiiii]

You really just never know with me lol

[miia @miiagarro]

in absolutely no lifetime will it ever be my loss

[Noor @noorrietje]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[ned! @nedsore]

This meal prep shit easy

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Pattern recognition is and always will be the strongest human skill. Don’t forget.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I love my mom.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

halloween is over but for some reason i still see clowns

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

heyyyy does anyone know when i'll learn my lesson