Roachella

I am a roach/26/she,her

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Babysitting my friend’s child today and no one prepared me for a 6 year old to start sobbing about MY finances. Bro is more stressed than I am

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Today I get to see my best friend that I haven’t seen in like 5 years!!!

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*picks up side table to move it*
Gizmo:

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Binky almost got a job as an IT professional today

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When your ex accidentally joins your fortnite lobby 🧍🏽‍♀️

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The last time I had a LANY phase I went through the rudest awakening of my life and their music is all of a sudden showing up on my feed again?

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A random number called me 3 times in a row so I googled the number and ?????

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Just ordered a torta and chori-queso

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Showed my mom a picture of this bird laying eggs behind my job and she said “that bird is eating better than your brother is” after sending me pictures of his empty ass fridge 😭😭

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Not me posting a silly dbd tiktok and I wake up to people beefing in the comments about whether 2v8 is fun or not 😭 surely we can have better arguments

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Every time I see a speed check I always think of when I was little and how I would be so happy when my parents got pulled over because it meant the cop was going to give me a free Mcdonald’s ice cream cone coupon for wearing my seatbelt

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Sometimes healing and trying to better yourself means making the toughest and most heartbreaking decisions

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Friendly reminder to check on your homies, life is too short and too scary for “the phone works both ways” type shit.

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My parents: we are worried about you
Me stressing them out more:

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Everyone be like “sue the doctor because they didn’t treat your ankle”
Y’all realize suing costs money right?
You got lawyer money for me? 😂

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I was notified that I had a message in my inbox from when I went to the doctor last month for my ankle. HEALED?? THIS SHIT STILL HURTS LIKE HELL

[larena @rauhl1999]

“we got a lot of people at home watching” 😭 #bieberchella

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Justin Bieber harmonizing with his younger self at Bieberchella was not on my 2026 bingo card. My inner child is screaming

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Who is playing Hannah Montana in this Applebee’s?