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[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop
#DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately

[saisai @mastershifool]

I'm so tired of being her

[★ albs ★ @albertoutspoken]

💔

[adam @adoomie03]

everyone knows how to merge at the chickfila drive thru but the highway we all just forget ig

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

Why would I pretend to be a Cowboys fan

[DJ commentary @TxForever]

Texas was suppose to move to 5-0 and win their 3rd in a row against Oklahoma.

I was suppose to be able to rub their nose in it AND then talk shit bout Texas A&M being atrocious

Steve Sarkisian took that from me. He took that from you.

You aren’t mad enough

[ǝʇʎl @Sainthomixide]

how i imagine people view my posts

[camille PhD @bittycrush]

it’s lowkey niche to know me

[Khaled @khaledalbashaa]

i like twitter cause it doesn’t show me people i may know

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[aspergillus niger @pelusaurio]

me titulé y no sentí nada ... me di cuenta que la verdadera felicidad es comprar por internet y cuando te llega hacer el unboxing

[El Pandita Rojo @ElPanditaRojo_]

Yo poniéndome a cantar de la nada porque alguien dijo una palabra que aparece en una canción que conozco

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[✶ @thelarahub]

lara in paris 🇫🇷

[lay @layvntr]

quando eu era pequena eu via meus amigos falando dos amgs imaginários deles e ficava com inveja pq eu sempre fui muito sã e nao conseguia ter um

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Ｈ ｅ ｒ ｏ @ReLLoO]

I hope there’s merch at my funeral

[pillz 🇯🇲 @cfcpilly]

Eyetaguationship with avoidant attachment just microcheated because i failed orange peel theory