Katie Fitz

all i know is drink SunnyD and lie #SUNNYDgang she/her

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

All I’m saying is Dr. Doofenshmirtz wouldn’t give up so neither will I

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Don’t go out with people that don’t think they could take a bear in a fight, you deserve someone that will hold the bear off while you get to safety!!

[TickPick @TickPick]

Taylor Swift Giveaway!

We are sending three (3) lucky winners to see Taylor Swift LIVE in Inglewood, California 💜🫶

What's included:

▫️ Two (2) VIP Floor Tickets
▫️ 5-Star Hotel Accommodations (2 nights)
▫️ Flight accommodations & airport transfer
▫️ $100 gift card for merch or food

Enter here: https://t.co/Fgm9S9IyjD

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

whiskey for my men and beer for my horses (and ginger ale for my girlies)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

she should’ve been in the Barbie movie

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Update: she’s just singing “the cheese tax” over and over, I’ve gone from slight concern to horrified

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Shinji waking me up from my nap: so I’m cutting my hair and I need a second set of eyes

Me, half asleep over facetime: I’m sorry are those fabric scissors??

Shinji: do I look like someone that can afford more than one pair of scissors??

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Ok I looked away to tweet and I came back and half their hair was missing so I screamed but it turns out she put it in a ponytail when I wasn’t looking so we’re doing well

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Absolutely BEGGING y’all to just say disabled people/community, not differently abled people not ADA community just DISABLED

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is in Elmo's Red era! #TheElmosTour

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

“You weren’t ‘incognito’ you’d fully transitioned”
“Yeah, incognito”

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

No one is meaner than the woman working the phone/front desk of a specialist doctor’s office

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

@POTUS @sunnydelight what is the plan to get SunnyD into bars nation wide?? This is the big issue for 2024!!

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

I know I say this all the time but, to me, SunnyD is the *perfect* party beverage so I don’t understand why I can’t get one at a bar!! It would instantly improve the vibe!!

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

There is nothing in the world I hate more than a dr’s office waiting room

[Katie Fitz @itzybitzy_fitzy]

Oh so if I’m 10 minutes late the appointment is cancelled AND I get charged a cancellation fee but if the DR is 2+ HOURS late it’s fine