Usman

[Usman @itzzSono]

Kaash sab ko apna pyaar araam se mil jata jaise CID Waloon ko saboot mil jaata hai.

[Usman @itzzSono]

Name: Shazia Khushk.

Opposite: Shazia Geeli.

[Usman @itzzSono]

She: Mujhe Mauka Mile Toh Larkoo Wale Sary Kaam Karu !!

Me: Jao Diya Mauka!
Pehly 8 KHAMEERI Rotian Le ke Ao

*Blocked* ._.

[Usman @itzzSono]

Girls have one good Quality that no one can beat is

"Good Handwriting" ✌

[Usman @itzzSono]

Ya Allah soften our hearts so we can feel the pain of others.
Ameen

[Usman @itzzSono]

Person: I call you back
Me: Waits for the whole year
Person: Never calls back
Me: Puts phone in pocket
Phone : *Ring Ring Ring*

[Usman @itzzSono]

Police walon kay pait may kuttay lagay hotay hayn. Jitna dogay aur mangay gay.

[Usman @itzzSono]

'Larki lambi, patli, gori, shareef, acha khana bananay wali ho.'
Jee aur aap may kya khaas baat hay?
'May mard hun. Kafi nahi?'

[Usman @itzzSono]

Dear Macchar,

I dont want any Haraam relationship.
Stay away mayynn 😒

Sincerely, Humans😒😂

[Usman @itzzSono]

" Ok bye " is such a mood killer. Makes you never want to talk to that person again.

[Usman @itzzSono]

Every girl wants a prince charming but never stops behaving like a bitch ` if you want a prince behave like a princess

[Usman @itzzSono]

#ThatAwkwardMoment

When you dont have any awkward moment to share .

[Usman @itzzSono]

:')

[Usman @itzzSono]

Mat Kar Itna Guroor Insan Miti Se Bana Hai Or Miti Mein Jana Hai

[Usman @itzzSono]

Zindage main bht chawal kam kye
Hai but Allah ka shukar ha kbi ksi fb
Group main ya post nhe ke
Hy I m new in this group
Koi welcum kare ga

[Usman @itzzSono]

Kuch logon Ko Aap bol bhi den ke sab so rahe hain aram se bolna

They're like,
ARAM SE HI TO BOL RAHA HUN ME

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English : "Check the latest pics of Megan Fox "

Desi : " Kiya Saba qamar aisa bhi kar sakti hai , Link par click karain or khud dekhain"

[Usman @itzzSono]

Ghareeb hi pista hai

Ameer to kaju badaam hain

[Usman @itzzSono]

Dunya mein sirf 2 Pyaar Succhay hein :

1) Ma Baap ka Pyaar

2) Pizza

[Usman @itzzSono]

Bara Bhai bana phirta ha apnay Ghar mein darta hai
Bara Bhai bana phirta hai aik halkay mein larta hai .