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20+ | 🌧️💧| A lot of 18+ | FUB free | Doing my own thing. Don’t like, don’t read.

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i am cringe but i am free

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@Karmillina The fact that there are still people out there who genuinely believe their dynamics are actually the other way around without even needing to see this thread...

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That one “In defense of *******i thread; not attacking NVFR BTW!” where they debunk NVFR in favor of their ship, switching the ships’ dynamics so that NVFR is the morally problematic one AND including our tag.
Then proceeded to get angry when called out for being a hypocrite.

[hetero age gap walton goggins pseudointellectual @vcndrell]

You know your ship is dry as hell when you have to take canon narrative parallels from another ship and try to force them to fit yours

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@sirin_k423 POV you're about to trigger your divorce.

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*paws at you* Eeeeh!?
*paws at you* You mean you won't come?
*paws at you* No... no no no, that won't do!
*paws at you* I can't go to the meeting alone
*paws at you* You have to accompany me
*paws at you* I must take you with me

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@butcharlelvr It’s very old drama. I don’t even know how to find it since I blocked them too.

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Imagine Neuvicat almost getting a heart attack because he sees the fire's reflection on Furicat 😭

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Cat fic update.

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Writing a (temporary) gender bender fic where Furi panics when female!Neuvi loses her boobs.

(They get each other pregnant.)

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Furina’s garters no longer fitting because her thighs got thicker post-SQ/ after getting pregnant.

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Wait, how could I forget "literally a classic yaoi trope—Danmei" that's also going to my top 3.

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#Them when it's time to bring up numbers and start spamming:

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"Is your ship good?" "It's popular." is an all time banger for me, along with "Explain this then."

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@die_lian_hua Again with the numbers that you'd think it's a fetish.

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@tcbear_00 Wrlt stans be like "stanning men (because NVFRs want to fuck Neuvi and hate Furina) is so misogynistic but what do we expect from stupid fucking women" before going on to consume two men with omegaverse sexual dimorphism and defending Neuvillette like he's tragedy in lace.

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Pushing 40 AO3 spammer: I can excuse bullying and death threats but I draw the line at calling my ship being called "groomlette!"

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@tcbear_00 Her trying to fulfill her feminism quota until it's time for misogyny to benefit her ship. Typical fujoshi trying to act like yaoi fandoms only have queer people and aren't known to not straight women who fetishize gay people and are deeply homophobic to them in real life.

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@larlaristy She really thought she was being slick (and edgy) when using “borbonic” of all words when all she did was self-report. And she wants to virtue signal? Everyone who remained by her side are either dumb as rocks or are much of a prolapsed asshole as she is.

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@SmileyJester16 Ah, but they'll claim that they themselves never typed such a thing yet agree with and befriend people who say the vile things they want to say. Then again, calling out and excluding homophobes from your own fandom space is "bullying" according to them and they're not bullies!!!1

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Ominous...

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Neuvillette 🤝 Blade
Fat catsonas

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Meanwhile, they consider THAT homophobia but they were out here defending a biphobe and their friends just a few days ago. But sure, go ahead and virtue signal for the sake of your ship and not because you actually care about morals.