Usama Imtiaz

Life moves pretty fast, you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Arijit Singh's songs are so romantic that you miss your lover even if you never had a lover.

[Basit @Holaitsbasit]

Choto Gang waly hi kidnap kar lein attention to mily gi 😒

[Abdullah @AbdullahSays99_]

*In hell*

X : Tum yahan kya kar rhe ho?

Y : Yar mene wo "Shetan apko share krne se rokay ga" wali Facebook post share nai ki thi.

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

There is something in Abu's voice that alarm doesnt have!

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

ppl on weddingz eat faster than Eminem rapping

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

tell her she iz beautiful, nt hot

She iz a girl, nt a heater!!

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

ppl dont usually get married but when they do, they make sure itz exam season

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Our momz got superpower of mixing chicken with any vegetable grown on thz planet

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Aaj kal itnii fog parr rae he lagta he abhii smoke se under-taker nikal ae gaa

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Baby'z laughter iz alwayz adorable unless itz 12 at night, u 're home alone nd u dont have a baby

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Winter morningz made me realise that "jaagne" aur "bed se uthne" me bht difference hota he

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

That sharmilapan

When ur mom praise u infront of guestz

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Sab thek thak chal raha thaa

Phr result aa gaya

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

*me drawz a slanted line without sclae*

Dada abba: kia faida itnni parhaii ka scale k begar line to laga nae sakte

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

U wanna argue with me???
Okay..lemme turn my caps lock on

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

Laziness level!!
Whatsaap status, " Ramadan Mubarik"

[Faseeh Ul Hassan @FaseehUlHassanK]

Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

I felt my iphone 6 bend in my pocket!!
Then i realised it waz just poptart nd i dont have iphone 6

[Wasim Bariوسیم باری @wasim_dr]

When you're searching for the light and you see no hope in sight: be sure and have no doubt, Allah is always close to you.

[Usama Imtiaz @iusamaimtiaz]

*Then*
Inspiration iz required for succes!!

*Now*
Batein kerne wale rishtedar hone chaye, banda darr se hi kamyab ho jata he