Aayushi

just my mean thoughts i don’t even care whether you relate or not

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

I was under the impression that comedians cant write a good screenplay but that's because i watched a movie written by Vir Das. But mannn HASAN MINHAJ CAN WRITE AND HE WROTEEEE.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Men are visual creatures they say and then you look at their pinterest saves and its like some color blind toddler’s taste in visuals.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Im not ready for summer to end i haven’t done one wrong thing all summer i was playing mature. Thank god i live in india and summer lasts 2 more months.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

the universe needs bring back my siren song from the grave because he ruined everyone for me but lately I’ve healed so much im starting to come out my shell. I need to be punched back in IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I GO OUT FUTHER 😭

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Sabrina’s album in 2024, ‘short n sweet’, was basically “i think im in love with the wrong person” and ‘Man’s best friend’ in 2025, “yep i was in love with the wrong person”. Both were released in augusts and exactly the same time as i was going through the EXACT SAME THING.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Guys its okay the new avengers will still win i mean its called ‘the avengers’ after all. And they have the power of friendship.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

I need that provisionally registered as a doctor to permanently registered as a doctor in the 9 month and for that i need to completely my compulsory rotatory internship BUT **** **** **** ***** ******* *** ** **** themselves. Ok now im feeling better. See you at hospital tom.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

It’s just not doing it for me. Like everything sounds like what i felt when i was 19.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Sometimes in life you’re gonna feel like you know somebody but then they are gonna turn their back and have a huge glow down. It’s okay baby, god’s fair and he is on your side girllllll.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

The level of problematic “New Delhi kid” energy I’ve reached is becoming genuinely embarrassing. But I’m leaving in 9 months and never coming back, so I’m about to absolutely destroy my social standing and leave the city with a lifetime ban.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Men are not pigs. I love bacon and braised like kakuni, but I don’t love men like that. In fact, they’re bad for my nutritional intake because they’d be stressing me OUTTT.

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

In the last week i realised that in this lifetime i’d have to work really hard because I NEED THAT UNLIMITED CASH FLOW (and dad aint a money tree?)

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

@NigamNirvan Support you? Bro I'm carrying this entire family financially while you speedrun motherhood

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

There’s a girl named nirvana niroula if she and @NigamNirvan had kids? It would be NiNiNiNi 😭😭😭

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Impossible challenge: watch ur fella get hot and suddenly lose all their personality like they made a deal with the devil who sucked it all out of them. Why do people get conventionally attractive and act like personality nerfs them? That thing made you friends dawg!!?!!

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

Why does everyone keep talking me money. Im sorry do i seem like i give a fuck about it? I want you to tell me you think, “philip kotler will jump off if he listens to your theories😭😭😭”. You can go talk about numbers with someone else.

[best of bizzle @thebestofbizzle]

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

[Aayushi @iushesnoona]

@NigamNirvan I get it u can’t take a compliment loser