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[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

At so many restaurants claiming to serve "reimagined street food," the main thing that has been reimagined is the price

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[your friend fingus @bing_fingus_]

At the end of the day at least I don't live in Sydney

[Sidney From Melbourne 💋 @sidneyfrommelb]

Lovisa is now offering IUD insertion (free with purchase)

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[🐟 @mwupfront]

i like that girt coming back means its just totally divorced from its original olympics meaning (we're goated at swimming cuz we're fucking girt) to now just implying we get our sports powers from the ocean (?) so true

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

Girlfriend doesn’t care about the Socceroos playing because they’re not “real soccer” aka the Matilda’s

[Josh @MerndaLine]

:)

[helen @helen]

replying to an email that’s been on my to do list every day for 2 months

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

[lauren 🖤🏒 @laurennkara]

melbourne central is the chemist warehouse of shopping centres

[gains @gains_tweets]

thinking about this tweet today. generative AI has done a wonderful thing; now everyone can have their own horse kicking them in the head even if they aren't a billionaire. and now billionaires can have two horses kicking them in the head at all times. a very valuable service

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

how playing tomodachi life feels like