Ivan Cano

MALLORCA 1996

[Ivan Cano @ivan_cano96]

Mi futuro hijo

[🪐. @_manitopr]

Me when I finally hear YHLQMDLG at a party

[Aquel Coche @Aquel_Coche]

Le leen los labios a Rodri con zoom a 100m, pero aquí solo tenían las cámaras de la Estación Espacial Intetnacional.

[BigMoh jr @BiggestMohhh]

🚨🎙️ Isco on the Negreira case and Barcelona’s controversial win against Real Betis.

Reporter: After this game, do you genuinely believe Barcelona have been favoured by the referees?

Isco: “Honestly, I’ve been hearing about the Negreira case for years, even when I was playing for Real Madrid. You know how big the rivalry between Madrid and Barcelona is. Every little thing becomes a controversy.

“But if you ask me what I really think, sometimes I feel Real Madrid are becoming too obsessed with Barcelona. If the allegations are true, let the investigation establish that and let the proper authorities decide. But we cannot keep talking about it forever without reaching a conclusion.

“Look at the Barcelona team from those days. Messi, Busquets, Iniesta and Xavi in the same squad. Do you understand what that means? When you have that kind of quality, you already have every reason to believe you can beat anybody. Honestly, you have to ask yourself why a team like that would need to pay referees to win football matches.

“As a Madrid player back then, these were not things you could always openly question. You knew how intense the rivalry was, and sometimes you felt that speaking too much could put your own position at the club under pressure.

“And about today’s game, I know people are talking about the red card, the disallowed goal and everything else. But if you understand football, you know Barcelona didn’t cheat us out of this result. Lamine provoked Bernal, Bernal reacted badly, and he paid the price. The disallowed goal was also a close decision involving a possible handball.

“I’m not going to lose a match and start discrediting my opponents just because I’m disappointed. Barcelona played excellent football, and they deserved their win.

“Sometimes you have to accept that the better team won. Barcelona are among the best teams in the world right now, and there is no shame in losing to a team of that quality. Our job is to learn, improve and come back stronger.”

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

Esta perspectiva es una absoluta locura.

[Gitano del Vacie @GitanoDelVacie]

Una vez me follé a una senegalesa que tenía los labios del coño como dos morcillas de Burgos de medio kilo.
Eso no era chocho, era un pavo relleno de Navidad abierto como un libro. El clítoris parecía la campanilla de Pavarotti dando el do de pecho en el "Vincerò" de Turandot👇

[Dibustero🦍 @EmiDibu23]

La primer copa de Uruguay

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

unfortunately Rockstar will never be able to top the GTA IV soundtrack… they had Michael Jackson, Kanye, David Bowie, Roy Ayers, Mobb Deep & Bob Marley 😭

[Pipo @PipoEXL]

Puestada histórica

[Movistar Plus Deportes @MPlusDeportes]

🤯 Pero qué 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐝, Abde.

Abde firma el 𝐠𝐨𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝟐𝟏 𝐚𝐧̃𝐨𝐬 después desde fuera del área y con un golpeo de escándalo.

#UCL #LaCasaDelFútbol

[Beloved Bone @BelovedBone]

This was definitely the moment when I realized I was playing the greatest video game of all time

[Lola @lolamata___]

esto es insuperable

[🇪🇸 @newreyreal2]

😭

[Tage ⭐️⭐️ @Tagelca]

Lo de Vinicius celebrando el gol como si fuese la final de la Champions, Mourinho yendo corriendo desde la banda a abrazarlo en la jornada 8 de Liga y que a los 30 segundos les anulen el gol y lo expulsen es puta poesía. Llevo llorando media hora

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

“Jajajajajaj que ridículo el Barça pagando 10 millones por un brasileño sin rodillas”

El putísimo Gabriel Jesús:

[LΛΖΛЯUS @SoyLazarus_]

Es una de las mejores canciones que se han escrito en español?

[Brouston @Giijonx]

Pedro Sanchez en el hospital cuando nadie miraba

[MiraiPanda 🌸 @MiraiPandaYT]

C'est tellement un des plus grands sons de l'histoire hein

[Chamu🦍 @CHAMUMELA]

El fax de De Gea

[Ballinho Jr @BallinhoJr]

Y tira la del Among Us de matar y reportar el cuerpo. Es un genio absoluto

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_es]

¡Gracias por tanto, @_Pedro17_ ! 💙❤️

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

Jugador completamente histórico e infravalorado. Si te preguntan por grandeza háblales de don Pedrito Rodríguez, al alcance de muy pocos