aka DJ Lapis Lazuli

living to die and dying to live

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

born to be a Stella Artois girlie, forced to be a Natty Light boy :(

[it’s pronounced Iseoluwa @is3oluwa]

I knew I fucking knew it.

[Ken LaVicka @KLVsays]

the random woman who goes toe-to-toe with Conan, one of the great comedic riffers of all-time, in the final :30 of this is one of the most impressive things i've seen in a long time

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

sooooomethiiiiiiiing iiiimnnn the waaayyyyyyyy

[nostalgia & history @internetpreai]

kurt cobain performing dressed as barney at halloween (1993)

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

@huggopeacelove I… agree!

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT
SOCCER MOMMY X SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT

[Pokemon On X @PokemonOnX]

All have same cry 😭

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

YES!! YES!!!! I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!!!!! FUCKING GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania--

Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles--

Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania--

Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles--

Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

@mtvsjackass The pre-recorded skits with him and Grace Reiter are going to be absolutely generational

[👸🏽💓Mother Strawberry Sativa Pharmaceutica🍓🏥 @Mae_DayJ]

Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

@huggopeacelove I hope you told the werewolf that the General Tso’s chicken comes with egg roll

[JL - football is over @JackPLamb]

How can anyone enjoy this

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

I would fucking HATE to be a random wild Pokémon getting absolutely demolished by a one-hit KO move that has enough power to painfully rearrange my atomic structure and put it back in order whilst causing ego death multiple times

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

what the FUCK do you mean I have to choose between Heaven or Las Vegas??

what if I wanna pick Narnia, or Slovakia

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

@sockeyedsalmon oh I’ve been on this shit, but imma hop on da train with you still

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[aka DJ Lapis Lazuli @ivan_inthecut]

I was sentenced to watch this family perform this 24/7 for the next 33 years as punishment for killing a family of five as a result of drunk driving

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Sydney Sweeney on draftkings commercial [licking lips]: relax… it’s just sports ;)

Father of 4 on vacation in Pigeon Forge: I think I’ll kill my whole family when they get back to the hotel. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.