ivannin LIVES

i’m ivan whats twitter

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

só 5 minutos e ela já tava se entregando assim 😏

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[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

Essa é a maior prova que as tímidas são as piores 😏😳

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my mistakes

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

today somebody told me i look/dress like i work at hot topic and honestly that’s all i’ve been wanting to hear for years

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My toxic trait is that if I came across a bear in the wilderness I think it would really appreciate little head scratches

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

dungeons AND dragons?? calm down. we can pick one.

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

wide awake thinking about aliens

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

why must i meet hot guys after i’ve shaved my face and look like twelve year old

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

my biggest character flaw is that i can’t hit the high note in the song Take On Me

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

my grandparents have been together for over 60 years and my grandpa still stands so that he blocks the wind from blowing sand at my grandma when they’re at the beach
i love their love so much

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Funny how price increases are blamed on modest wage increases instead of executive compensation

[snork @asnorkl]

the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

this time last year i was crying over a boy who ghosted me, this time next year i’ll be preparing to graduate, but right now, i’m wearing a pretty lipgloss and feeling good

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

@ that lady making rude comments at wawa: it’s hot out and i hate wearing pants more than anything on earth. if you think me being a man is going to prevent me from wearing a dress you’re dead wrong

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Happy pride month! Sending gay beams to you all

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the hottest

[ivannin LIVES @ivan_thefag]

how blissful it must be to be three quarters deaf. my grandma takes a nap and the phone rings loud as the devil and she doesn’t even stir, i wish i could do that

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