Ivan Yaakov

Fern Salesman. No, I didn’t commit electoral fraud

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I still hear his voice sometimes.

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I remember how still he looked, like he might wake up if I just waited long enough. I’ve carried this for years, and it’s killing me now. So here it is: Matt is buried under that pine. Tell his family. Let them find him. And to Matt. I’m sorry. You deserved more than silence.

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I stared at him for a long time, waiting for a breath that never came. Then I dragged his body into the woods, past McAllister’s Creek, and buried him beneath the second pine tree. No one saw me. No one knew. But I did. I see that tree in my sleep. I hear the leaves crunching.

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @DrewPavlou Death penalty for being ginger #rangaroundup

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @beelyweely

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@MikeKennedy1906 Yes Mike, that's an artist's depiction of him fighting Mark Zuckerberg. There were loose talks of a mixed martial arts fight between them set in the Colosseum but that never materialised.

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans PROVERBS 5:19 A lovely deer, a graceful doe.
Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love. ✝️ #theologythursday

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@flyafountain With the appearance of The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan in L'Amour Fou, could CTEQ be subtly teasing a potential 2025 Dylan season to tie-in with A Complete Unknown??

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@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans If the latest unemployment figures are anything to go by, the only thing that will be sliding is Australia- straight into a recession! #VoteOutLabor

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork This could be Australia if we had nuclear power ☢️ #PMDutton

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@RoseLovesBeans @Matt_HG Can't. Ex fern salesman now. No surprise in this economy. Still, thirty years of hard work and this is the thanks I get. Sad. But Arrogant Albo won't do a thing about it. Won't lift a finger for Australians like me. #notfair

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans Just like the Labor Party peeps into every aspect of people's lives with their authoritarian overreach #VoteThemOut

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@Matt_HG @LibertariansNSW "State violence to protect some rich person" is also the ALP's slogan! At least the libertarians are upfront about their intentions #auspol

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork If the incompetent Labor government actually spent what they promised on infrastructure instead of embezzling it for steak dinners with the union bosses, maybe Tecoma wouldn't be such a backwater #commonsense

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork Disgusting but not unexpected rhetoric from a 'Labor' Party spokesman, the party of 'labor' violations. Under the corrupt Albanese government's tax cuts, it would be only Greek criminals like these who benefit, not the hardworking managerial executives and risk analysts #auspol

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@AADowd You’ve done more for my film discovery than anyone else and I can’t thank you enough for that. This is utter bullshit and you and your colleagues deserve so much better. Adding to the chorus who’ll follow you, Katie etc. wherever you go.

[Ivan Yaakov @ivan_yaakov]

@AADowd Thanks for recommending THE DISCIPLE, don’t think anything since Inside Llewyn Davis has come even close to unsentimentally dispelling the hard work = success myth. That phone call which offhandedly reveals how many years has passed since the time jump? Chills.