ivy✌🏼

hash brown egg yolk

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[˖᯽ ݁˖ pop backup ˖᯽ ݁˖ @popbackupp]

zendaya at the premiere of the odyssey

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

And Raye ate her up.

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

she looks like she's about to blow up the sept of baelor

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Now that I'm watching House of the Dragon and learning the history of Westeros, Robert Baratheon really had some nerve sitting on the Iron Throne.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start:

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

my house of june 21st:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[cyrellia ⋆˙⟡ @ureina_]

put him in a summer romcom with simone im not even joking

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[beck @cardgani]

estar en la boda de dua lipa

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i am actually so mad that i am not friends with dua lipa rn

[mar ♡ @swiftiereads]

Mis mas sinceras felicitaciones para Dua Lipa y el señor Duo Lipo

[َ @ungodlywests]

come to find out everybody ate

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Why is everyone all of a sudden against “graduations” outside of HS and college? They’re singing two songs and getting a certificate with a sticker on it. Im down for whatever to celebrate scholars and keep them motivated.