Ivan Leong

Lawful Neutral. Opinions are my own. Who else’s would they be?

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

If you read only one thing today, make it this.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“I wrote this because I can’t speak about it.

I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on.”

@RBLeipzig and @equipenatciv winger Yan Diomande on the life of his sister, Roxane. https://t.co/6wQmpdWTSi

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

In ancient Rome, a man was convicted of eating his wife...

The soldiers arrested him and brought him before Caesar.

"Do you have remorse for your heinous crime?" Caesar asked.

The Roman smiled and shook his head. He looked very happy.

Caesar was shocked.

He told the guards, "To commit such an act is bad enough, but to be happy about it? As a punishment, keep him in chains, and every day make him fight armed opponents, using only the minimum of weapons! Report back to me in a week, we'll see if he's still smiling."

The guards dragged the man off.

He was still smiling.

As they were commanded, each day they made the prisoner fight.

On the first day, armed with only a net and a stick, he fought an opponent with a spear.

The next day, with only a small rope, he fought two swordsmen. And so on, he was forced to fight every day.

At the end of the week, the prisoner was in a real sorry state.

He could barely blink, let alone smile. 

The head guard came to Caesar.

"Oh, Caesar, I  have come to report on the prisoner. We made him fight each day, using the most basic weapons, like a, er, you know, whaddaya call it?"

"Gladiator?" said Caesar.

The guard snickered, "No, he actually quite regrets it now."

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

@MrStephenHowson Hi Ste, with all this talk about “control” under Amorim, if this is control, I don’t want it. Hard to watch, results were factually shit, and teams are having a laugh at Old Trafford.

Give me the Ole chaos. It can’t get any worse than this. I just want to enjoy watching again.

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

I fucking love this video

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He goes around giving random dogs roasted chicken.

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Cat Advice 😽✨

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Ahahahahaha

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Musa Aman, Rosmah, someone tell me why the fuck I voted 🧐

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is how my dad say he used to go to school

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Oh look a white person learned bahasa, or speaks English in a Malaysian accent. Who gives a flying fuck lol. Idiots make them famous, let them have their cake and eat it.

[Sean Berube @SeanBerube4]

Few novels were quite as controversial as Dostoevsky’s The Demons

Publishers censored the story — they said it was vile and graphic

Dostoevsky said it was brutal, but necessary

Here’s what he wrote, and why it was deemed too dangerous for print…

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

bro thinks he got school

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

@stefurnie

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I will never get tired of watching these snoot cam videos

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

I guess Erik needs to go.

[💖 @twaniimals]

Moo Deng the most beautiful girl in the world

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

“~MysTEriOusLy~ died of pneumonia” bitch can’t even report properly without sensationalising hahaha

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Be-You-Tiful.

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Happy for you my brother.

[💖 @twaniimals]

Moo Deng the most beautiful girl in the world

[Ivan Leong @ivanakayen]

Seeing lots of influencers crammed together in a tight spot when attending an event kinda makes me appreciate the grind.

Just kidding it’s dumb af and you’re dumb for making them famous.